Conspiracy Theory Pigeon Birthday Card | Funny Bird Investigation Detective Greeting Card

Ever wondered what pigeons are really thinking about all day? This hilarious card reveals the truth with a paranoid pigeon who's convinced he's uncovered the biggest bread-based conspiracy of all time!

✨ FRONT: Features an AI-generated illustration of a determined pigeon in a tinfoil hat, presenting his masterpiece - a cork board covered in red string connections, newspaper clippings, and "evidence" that bread crumbs are part of a vast worldwide conspiracy

✨ INSIDE: "The truth is... it's your birthday!"

Perfect for:

• Conspiracy theory enthusiasts
• Bird watchers and pigeon appreciators
• Anyone who loves a good detective story
• People who enjoy satirical humor
• Urban wildlife observers
• Those who question everything (even bread)

Details:

• High-quality printed greeting card
• Standard greeting card size
• Blank space inside for personal message
• Includes envelope

Because sometimes the simplest explanation isn't nearly as fun as an elaborate conspiracy theory! Give this card to someone who knows that the real truth about pigeons is still out there...

This card pairs perfectly with:

• A wild imagination
• A sense of humor about urban wildlife
• An appreciation for birds being birds
• Anyone who's ever watched a pigeon and wondered "What are they REALLY thinking?"

When you need a birthday card that's both clever and completely bonkers, this paranoid pigeon has got you covered!