{"product_id":"octopus-accountant-birthday-card-funny-cpa-tax-season-bookkeeper-greeting-card","title":"Octopus Accountant Birthday Card | Funny CPA Tax Season Bookkeeper Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eMeet the Chief Financial Cephalopod: eight arms, one ledger, and zero tolerance for unbalanced books. This hilarious card features a very serious octopus accountant who has personally verified that it is, in fact, your birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e✨ FRONT: A bespectacled octopus works furiously at a paper-piled desk — one arm on the calculator, one on the coffee, one stamping, one writing, receipts everywhere — declaring: \"Eight arms and I still ran the numbers twice. It's definitely your birthday.\" Look closer for the \"Chief Financial Cephalopod\" nameplate, the \"Caffeine \u0026amp; Calculations\" mug, and the sticky note reminder: \"Don't forget the fish cake!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e✨ INSIDE: \"Many happy returns!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Accountants, CPAs, bookkeepers, and finance folks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Anyone surviving tax season\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Coworkers, bosses, and spreadsheet wizards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Math lovers and pun appreciators\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* People who double-check everything (and then check again)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* High-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Standard greeting card size\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Blank space inside for your personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Includes envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eThe numbers don't lie — someone's having a birthday, and this octopus has the receipts. Literally. Featuring an AI-generated illustration packed with funny details that reward a closer look!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"5\" x 7\" (Vertical) \/ Coated (both sides) \/ 1 pc","offer_id":46176361513017,"sku":"27831754637318309965","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0697\/6664\/3769\/files\/6162769311381652483_2048.jpg?v=1783499283","url":"https:\/\/papree.cards\/products\/octopus-accountant-birthday-card-funny-cpa-tax-season-bookkeeper-greeting-card","provider":"Papree.Cards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}