{"product_id":"goldfish-therapist-birthday-card-funny-fish-psychologist-therapy-greeting-card","title":"Goldfish Therapist Birthday Card | Funny Fish Psychologist Therapy Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eThe doctor is in... the tank. This hilarious card features a very professional goldfish therapist ready to help you process another trip around the sun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e✨ FRONT: A bespectacled goldfish therapist sits in a tiny leather armchair, notepad in fin, while an anxious patient reclines on the therapy couch. The session opens with the big question: \"And how does another year make you feel?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e✨ INSIDE: \"You've grown so much. Happy Birthday!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Therapists, counselors, psychologists, and social workers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Anyone in therapy (or anyone who should be)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Friends processing their feelings about getting older\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Fish lovers and aquarium keepers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* People who appreciate emotionally intelligent humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* High-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Standard greeting card size\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Blank space inside for your personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Includes envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eGrowth isn't just for goldfish. Whether they're thriving, coping, or somewhere in between, this card validates their journey. Featuring an AI-generated illustration with funny details that reward a closer look!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"5\" x 7\" (Vertical) \/ Coated (both sides) \/ 1 pc","offer_id":46179760177209,"sku":"11373536031291616146","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0697\/6664\/3769\/files\/6328011746947865652_2048.jpg?v=1783551029","url":"https:\/\/papree.cards\/products\/goldfish-therapist-birthday-card-funny-fish-psychologist-therapy-greeting-card","provider":"Papree.Cards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}