{"product_id":"funny-sloth-retirement-card-happy-retirement-congratulations-greeting-card","title":"Funny Sloth Retirement Card | Happy Retirement Congratulations Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eAfter decades of hustle, the ultimate promotion has arrived: professional relaxer. This card features a sloth who has fully mastered retirement on the very first day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e✨ FRONT: A supremely satisfied sloth lounges in a hammock — sun hat on, tie officially discarded, drink in reach — announcing: \"Day one of doing nothing. Nailed it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e✨ INSIDE: \"Congrats on your retirement — take it slow!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Retirement parties and office send-offs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Coworkers, bosses, teachers, and mentors clocking out for good\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Parents and grandparents entering their leisure era\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* The colleague whose calendar is finally, gloriously empty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Group signing — plenty of room for the whole office\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* High-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Standard greeting card size\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Blank space inside for your personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e* Includes envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eThey've earned every minute of nothing. Featuring an AI-generated illustration of retirement done right!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"5\" x 7\" (Vertical) \/ Coated (both sides) \/ 1 pc","offer_id":46200656658489,"sku":"15683529554466398104","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0697\/6664\/3769\/files\/3342789701879633832_2048.jpg?v=1783996761","url":"https:\/\/papree.cards\/products\/funny-sloth-retirement-card-happy-retirement-congratulations-greeting-card","provider":"Papree.Cards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}